Mick Hartley

Jordanian-Palestinian cleric Mashhoor bin Hassan on the fires in Israel:

"May Allah rid the Muslims of the evil of the Jews. By Allah the Jews are behind all the wars and fitna on the face of the Earth."

Lovely.

You can also check out the esteemed cleric last year as he deals with the tricky question, "can a woman have sex with her slave?" Basically, no – only if she marries him, in which case he becomes her master. There follows some learned exegesis on the difference between men and women:

A man gets 70 virgins in Paradise, but what does a woman get? One young man. The Prophet Muhammed said: "The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends." The woman gets a man full of virility with a penis that never bends, so she can have sex with this strong man, but she cannot have multiple men taking turns with her.

We never had sermons like this in the C of E.