A terrorist outfit targeted a bank in Islamabad on June 13 because its floor tiles and their design were strikingly analogous to the sacred name, Allah.

A bank guard was killed and four others were injured in last Monday’s suicide attack….

So tell me again why I'm going on this suicide mission. Am I striking a blow against the unbelievers? Am I part of the unceasing struggle against the decadent western powers who wage war on Islam? Ah, right, yes…it's because some tiles on the floor of this bank look a bit like the name of Allah. So, um…can't I kill some unbelievers too? No? It's just about these tiles? Well OK, if you insist, but I tell you it's not quite what I had in mind when I signed up for this bombing lark. Next time I'm expecting something a whole lot better…

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