Mick Hartley

"Well she strolled on up to me, and said, Hey big boy, what's your name?"

We've all been there, of course. Here's the Sir Douglas Quintet:

Our pop correspondent writes: Sir Douglas was not in fact a titled English gentleman, but Texan Doug Sahm, who thought he'd cash in on the British invasion… [yes thanks, we know – Ed].

He produced some classic Tex-Mex songs…Nuevo Laredo, Mendocino. No matter that they're basically the same tune….