French ex-Pres Mauled in Frenzied Attack by Clinically Depressed Poodle Horror:

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.

"If you only knew! I had a dramatic day yesterday," she told VSD magazine. "Sumo bit my husband!"

Mrs. Chirac, 74, did not reveal where the former president was bitten, but said, "the dog went for him for no apparent reason."

"We were aware the animal was unpredictable and is being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly but he is certain to make a full recovery in weeks."

Chirac was taken to a hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and later sent home.

The 76-year-old was president of France for 12 years until 2007.

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6 responses to “A Dramatic Day”

  1. Matthew Avatar
    Matthew

    “Mad Dog bites Old Frog”
    How did The Sun miss this?

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  2. dearieme Avatar
    dearieme

    What exactly is a “poodle-faker”?

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  3. Mick Hartley Avatar

    Well, always willing to help, even when it’s not clear why the question is being asked.
    ‘A “poodle-faker” was a man who cultivated the attention and affection of wealthy women for social or financial advantage — in other words, a gigolo. The phrase refers to the attempts of such men to insinuate themselves into a lady’s company in the role of a clinging “lap dog,” or favorite.’
    Feel free to ask if you have any more poodle-related queries.

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  4. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    Do other dogs think poodles are a little … you know. I mean because of their poof-ball hair cuts.

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  5. Mick Hartley Avatar

    The research has yet to be done on this fascinating subject. My guess is, as long as the smell’s right, they’re not that bothered.

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  6. dearieme Avatar
    dearieme

    “it’s not clear why the question is being asked”: it’s out-of-the-kennel thinking.

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