What is the position of Islamic law with regard to mice? You don't know? A Saudi cleric is, as always, on hand to provide timely advice, and the answer, as so often turns out to be the case, is - of course – kill them:

The Shari'a refers to the mouse as "little corrupter," and says it is permissible to kill it in all cases. It says that mice set fire to the house, and are steered by Satan. The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him. If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing. Because the mouse is i-m-p-u-r-e!

According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry? Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice. Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.

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8 responses to “A Repulsive Corrupting Creature”

  1. Bob-B Avatar
    Bob-B

    And what about Minnie Mouse?

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  2. P. Froward Avatar
    P. Froward

    I misread “little corrupter” as “little computer”.
    So what about those little eraser doohickeys on laptops? Kill them too?

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  3. Braindrained Avatar
    Braindrained

    As regards food hygiene he is perfectly correct – lacking a bladder sphincter, mice dribble urine continuously. The religious justification is just cobblers of course, but it demonstrates religion’s roots as pre-scientific science.

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  4. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Mice lack a bladder sphincter? I’ve learnt something new today…

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  5. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    What do you mean? An African or European mouse?

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  6. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Is that a genuine question Dom? – or are you making some point which I’m too dense to appreciate?

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  7. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    Don’t you remember the two scenes in The Holy Grail?

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  8. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Ah…right.

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