More on Prince Charles' GM outburst:
Prince Charles has demanded a ban on genetically modified crops after the latest attempt on his life by an enormous piece of fruit.
Launching his most outspoken attack so far on GM food, the heir to the throne said a giant pineapple has already tried to crush him to death three times since the beginning of May…
In the last three years Prince Charles claims to have been stalked by a genetically modified potato, a bunch of grapes and a two tonne strawberry in a wig.
"The bunch of grapes sent my darling wife the most repulsive letters filled with bizarre sexual innuendo, while the police told me the strawberry was armed."
He added: "I really do not understand this fascination with GM foods when Waitrose is doing a very nice Duchy Originals beetroot and dill organic soup for just £2.89."
Mick Hartley 
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