Mick Hartley

The Iranians aren't the only ones who think the Jews control Hollywood. Here's Cosmo Landesman, in the Sunday Times:

I can just imagine the discussions that went on at Universal when the studio was contemplating making The Incredible Hulk.

Studio Executive 1: “So, do we wanna make another Hulk film or not?”

Studio Executive 2: “Oy gevalt! Not that green guy again!

The last film opened at $62m, and within two weeks it was down to $8m! It was a big flop-a-roo!”

Studio Executive 3: “That’s because we had that arty schmuck direct it, what’s his name . . . you know, the Crouching Elephant, Leaping Lizard guy?”

Studio Executive 1: “Ang Lee. Now that was a big mistake! But this time we’re not gonna have any of that arty-farty fruit stuff. We’re gonna get in the action guys to make a real ‘Hulk smash!’ kind of picture.”

Funny, eh?