Mick Hartley

Here’s a website on the joys of sex and insects – combined (via Metafilter). Yes, pubic lice, but not ordinary pubic lice. They’re from Japan:

First, they DON’T BITE, they just live off dead skin cells and such in your bush. Really, you’re cleaner with them there than without them.

Second, these babies are HUGE!!! Well, huge compared to regular lice. And they just live happily in your underwear.
It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families.
You can feel em living and crawling around. It’s like having personal Sea monkeys in your pants 😉
Seriously, though, they really are my personal pets that go everywhere with me. You get attached to them like any pet.

I’m wondering if this has any connection to the e-mail I just received from a lady called Dominique, with the message, “Grow a monster in your pants!”