Here, for instance, is Kyra A, location South East, age 14½, bride price $27,995:

Kyra likes the outdoors, more the open air of the beach or the desert than the woods. She would love to live somewhere away from it all. She is bright and funny and full of life and while she has little direct experience with the opposite sex we have made sure she is aware of everything she needs to know to be a good wife and mother.

But is this legal?

Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.

There’s no shortage of satisfied customers:

“At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”

“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I’m 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!”

(Via Metafilter. And here’s some background on the site’s publicity director, Roger Mandervan.)

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7 responses to “Marry Our Daughter”

  1. P. Froward Avatar
    P. Froward

    I found them to be a bit difficult about refunds.

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  2. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Especially if you’ve opened the package…

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  3. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    This guy has been on radio shows here in Philadelphia, and I assume elsewhere in the country. I know he is trying to make a point, but it seems odd that he never breaks out of the prank and just tell people what the point is. But he’s very funny.

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  4. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    This http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=d853a55e-2678-4d7a-8b78-471e2ef5b51c&k=65933 has been going on for a long time with very little interest in putting an end to it. Nice to see someone finally found their cojones…..oops, bad choice of words. 😉

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  5. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    At the link, 17 yr old Ms. Gabriella M. is ‘offered’ at $20K, …ummm, what’s this about going to college?! That should add another $100K to the deal. And what’s to stop Gabby from taking a hike after she’s got her BA? (Or worse, LLB). I’m just guessing here, but $120K should buy a lot of happiness in Miami or Las Vegas, sans Ms. Gabriella M.

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  6. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    It’s all a prank, guys. Nobody is selling anyone’s daughters.

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  7. SnoopyTheGoon Avatar

    It was a good one, while it lasted.

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