It’s not one of Martin Amis’ better pieces, to be honest. Some of it, indeed, seems more like a parody:

Then came the attacks, in London, of July 7, 2005. And within a matter of hours, it seemed, we were gazing at that truly pitiful contrivance, “7/7” (a nickname, incidentally, that America has not adopted). Well, at least 7/7 was palindromic, and we could evade the day-month anomaly with which we had saddled ourselves; and perhaps we could go on evading it, so long as Islamism confined its “spectaculars” to such dates as January 1, February 2, March 3, and so on. But the postponement was brief. A fortnight later we learnt of the bungled bombings of July 21 – and hereafter the consensus silently cracked. In the press it is not uncommon, now, to see references to “the 21/7 trial” on the same page, or even in the same piece, as the usual stuff about 9/11.

I don’t really care which way round they go: my principal objection to the numbers is that they are numbers. The solecism, that is to say, is not grammatical but moral-aesthetic – an offence against decorum; and decorum means “seemliness”, which comes from soemr, “fitting”, and soema, “to honour”. 9/11, 7/7: who or what decided that particular acts of slaughter, particular whirlwinds of plasma and body parts, in which a random sample of the innocent is killed, maimed or otherwise crippled in body and mind, deserve a numerical shorthand? Whom does this “honour”? What makes this “fitting”? So far as I am aware, no one has offered the only imaginable rationale: that these numerals, after all, are Arabic.

Eh?

Still, it’s worth a read:

[G]iven the choice between George Bush and Osama bin Laden, the liberal relativist, it seems, is obliged to plump for the Saudi, thus becoming the appeaser of an armed doctrine with the following tenets: it is racist, misogynist, homophobic, totalitarian, inquisitional, imperialist, and genocidal…

Gathering what we can from the works of such thinkers as Sayyid Qutb, Abul Ala Mawdudi, and Abu Bakr Naji (the author of The Management of Savagery), and from various pronouncements, fatwas, ultimatums, death threats, and suicide notes, we may compare radical Islam with the thanatoid political movements we know most about, namely Bolshevism and Nazism (to each of which Islamism is indebted). Of the many affinities that emerge, we may list, to begin with, some secondary characteristics. The exaltation of a godlike leader; the demand, not just for submission to the cause, but for utter transformation in its name; a self-pitying romanticism; a hatred of liberal society, individualism, and affluent inertia (or Komfortismus); an obsession with sacrifice and martyrdom; a morbid adolescent rebelliousness combined with a childish love of destruction; “agonism”, or the acceptance of permanent and unappeasable contention; the use and invocation of the very new and the very old; a mania for purification; and a ferocious antiSemitism.

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10 responses to “The Liberal Relativist”

  1. IanCroydon Avatar
    IanCroydon

    Probably Amis is trying to promulgate the “Arabs invented zero” myth. The numeric zero used in Europe originates from Indian (Jain) texts and later in the influential book Al-Jabr wa-al-Muqabilah, from which the word Algebra comes, which was, as we all know, written by a Persian.
    The system the superceded the Roman method of counting became known as “Arabic numerals” due to Islamic Arab culture conquering first the Persian empire, and then the Iberian penninsula, and spreading the information into Europe thus.

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  2. Tom Freeman Avatar

    I think the “Eh?” is more to do with why Amis decided to devote the first seven paragraphs of his piece to discussing the abbreviation ‘9/11’. That was my reaction, anyway. The rest’s not too bad, though.

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  3. Noga Avatar

    Amis explains why he chose to open his article with numbers and dates, here:
    “The above, I suggest, is a very minor parable about the herd instinct: the herd instinct and its tolerance of nonsense.”
    And like any metaphor, it is not perfect or a point-by-point analogy. The fact that the numerals are Arabic in origin adds dramatic irony.
    Here we have an Arab Islamist culture which makes war on reason, the very culture that gave us the tools for the accurate study of structure, relation and quantity, in other words, for expressing reason in its purest form.
    That the attribution of the invention of the numerals may be wrong adds another wrinkle to the irony, possibly unintended.

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  4. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    The American way of abbreviating a date as Month/day (or Year/month/day) is better than the British approach, because it orders the days as they should be ordered. Place the following dates in order, from earliest to most recent — 20050612, 19950704, 20010911. You just need to treat them like numbers. We spell words better too, like color or humor. Fewer key-strokes. And everybody should play baseball.

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  5. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Dom; the banks up here in the Great White North, have mandated (pun intended; …) that cheque formatting is to be DMY with the year as four digits. This apparently to simplify electronic banking, no small measure as a result of the Y2K kerfuffle.
    My word processor (Lotus/IBM) offers me three options,MDY…DMY…OR your fav. YMD. Curiously, not often seen.

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  6. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Year/month/day? The American way is month/day/year, which makes no sense. Anyway, Americans don’t do irony, so that makes us better than you.
    And while we’re on the subject, what’s with calling autumn “fall”? Why not go the whole hog and call spring “grow”, summer “hot”, and winter “cold”?

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  7. Anthony Avatar

    Mick,
    the US use of the word “fall” is because when the English arrived in the US that is what they called Autumn. The term was replaced by the French-derived Autumn in Britain, but the US have kept the original English term.
    So on that point the Americans are correct, and we are wrong.
    In a similar way, there are US accents that are probably closer to 17th century English accents than many accents in the UK.

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  8. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Yeah well, I was, um, being ironic, wasn’t I?

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  9. Jim Miller Avatar

    I guess I will have to go back and try to finish the essay. I have to admit that those first paragraphs made me think that he had nothing of importance to say.
    On the writing of dates: In the “Elements of Style”, Strunk and White recommend this form: 12 September 2007. I like it better than any alternative I have seen, which is why I use it on my site.

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  10. TDK Avatar
    TDK

    The Arabs do not use the same symbols for decimal numbers as we do in the west

    Thus the Arabic notation for 7/7 would be rendered “V/V”, except that assumes they use the Gregorian calendar. Of course 9/11 is rendered “9/11” given that the only two symbols that do coincide are nine and one.

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