One of Private Eye’s more mean-spirited features is Dumb Britain, in which we’re invited to sneer at stupid mistakes made by people on quiz shows. [In light of which, you’d imagine they’d think twice before accusing Richard Dawkins, in his Enemies of Reason TV programmes, of shooting fish in a barrel, but still…] In the latest issue, for instance, there’s this from The Weakest Link:

Anne Robinson: Which famous writer fought in the Crimean War, Leo Tolstoy or Charles Dickens?

Contestant: Charles Dickens

Or this, from the National Lottery Jet Set:

Eamonn Holmes: Assam is what kind of beverage?

Contestant (young male): Is it beer?

Hilarious, eh?

This, though, is in a different class. From the French version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. It’s not just the contestant…

(Via A Welsh View)

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5 responses to “Dumb France”

  1. Noga Avatar

    I swear I can’t believe what I’ve just seen.

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  2. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Careful with that shotgun, M.H. (NEVER underestimate the “young male”‘s connection with brews)
    http://www.mail-archive.com/assam@assamnet.org/msg08114.html

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  3. fridgemonkey Avatar
    fridgemonkey

    My ex-flatmate [American] appeared on The Weakest Link in the UK. Her first question was “Which ‘G’ was the Indian leader who adopted the name Mahatma” Her answer? “Geronimo” She was the first one voted off.

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  4. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    What I’ve actually witnessed on American quiz shows, proving you’re all pikers.
    1. In which month does a woman first show she is pregnant? September.
    2. What was the most memorable place that you and your partner made love? My ass.
    The last one was used in an Elmore Leonard novel.

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  5. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    And have you heard about Miss Teen South Carolina?

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