Mick Hartley

🚨BREAKING🚨

Male student Aayden "Ada" Gallagher has just won gold in the Girls 200m Varsity race, setting yet another season record.

This marks his second win at the Portland Interscholastic League meet in Oregon today. pic.twitter.com/AHAQXJaHzV

— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) March 20, 2025

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Ooh, he's very fast, isn't he? Compared to the girls, that is. Of course compared to the boys he's not fast at all, and wouldn't win. Which is, presumably, why he goes for the girls' race. Much easier.

It's astonishing that people don't see this…