In Ethiopia:

Two Somali suicide bombers who had planned to kill football fans during Ethiopia's World Cup qualifying match against Nigeria on Sunday blew themselves up accidentally before carrying out the attack, the Ethiopian government said on Monday.

The explosion on Sunday happened in the upscale Bole district of the capital, about 5 km (3 miles) from Addis Ababa Stadium where thousands of fans were gathering for the match.

"They were Somali nationals and plotted to carry out a suicide attack disguised as fans on either the stadium or areas where large crowds gathered to watch the game," government spokesman Shimeles Kemal said….

Somalia's al Shabaab Islamist rebels have vowed to exact revenge on Ethiopia for sending troops to Somalia to fight the al Qaeda-linked militants, alongside African Union forces from Uganda, Burundi and Kenya.

But do they still get the virgins? Perhaps not so much black-eyed, more cross-eyed.

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2 responses to “Premature detonation”

  1. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    No virgins; the rules are quite explicit. Standards have to be maintained, I mean one doesn’t want riff-raff spoiling the merchandise, does one?
    It should also be noted by would-be applicants that the current stock has been exhausted and the new shipment isn’t expected for a very long time. Women no longer see being a perpetual virgin as a desirable career choice.

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  2. Bob-B Avatar
    Bob-B

    It’s a complicated subject, Theology.

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