A footnote, as it were, to the previous post. As these al-Qaeda operatives are forced to hide their explosives in ever more intimate places about their person, to avoid the security searches, one has to wonder if they've thought this through on the theological level. The 72 virgin pay-off, as the Daily Mash notes here, will be of absolutely no use to a man who arrives in paradise with his genitals blown off.
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2 responses to “Theological Speculation”
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You’re forgetting Sura 25: “In the name of God the most compassionate. Your weenie, o believer, grows back bigger than ever if it falls off while killing an infidel.”
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Could be worse; he could be stuck HERE for another 40 years with no wienie…;)
(72 virgins remain virgins in the other case)
(Do you suppose they have recycling in The Valley of the Virgins?)LikeLike
Mick Hartley 
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