A good crossword clue has two faces: on the surface it should make some kind of sense, though in a misleading way; and underneath it should provide the means for the solver to work out the answer through the conventions of cryptic word-play. It's a bonus if the sense of the clue relates amusingly to the answer.

From today's Times crossword:

Blavatsky's belief that man is in toyshop, playing (9).

I like that. I bet the compiler was pleased with himself (herself?). The answer, of course, is "theosophy" – "he" (man) inside an anagram (playing) of "toyshop". You could perhaps criticise it for being too easy – provided you've heard of Madame Blavatsky, that is – but I'm not complaining.

[Yes, I do look at the Times crossword most days, and no, I'm not that good: I only rarely finish it. I'll give it maybe 15 minutes, and if I'm not making progress I'll give up.]

Was it Hermann Hesse in one of his books who characterised crosswords as the epitome of pointless time-wasting? He believed you should be off exploring the world – or your inner self, depending if you're Narziss or Goldmund. It seems a bit harsh to me. If – I'm inclined to say to old Hermann – if you Germans had spent more time doing crosswords – or in the toyshop, playing – and less time doing supposedly more important things, the world would've been spared a great deal of unpleasantness. 
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14 responses to “One Across”

  1. John Meredith Avatar
    John Meredith

    Read The Glass Bead Game and you will be cured of ever again taking anything Hermann Hesse says seriously.
    Here’s another beautiful crossword clue, quite famous this:
    Sgeg? (9,4)

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  2. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Ooh yes – I know that one.

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  3. John Meredith Avatar
    John Meredith

    Another one. Not especially good but I was very pleased with myself when I finally got it:
    B? (6,6)

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  4. Nicole S Avatar
    Nicole S

    John Meredith: I give up. Are you going to tell us the answers?

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  5. John Meredith Avatar
    John Meredith

    Oh all right then. The first one is a well known classic, I never solved it myself (but like to think I would have) and the solution is ‘Scrambled eggs’. The second one is by Paul in the Guardian, I think, who is frowned on by some purists for the liberties he takes but I like him. The solution is ‘Bottle opener’.

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  6. Tendryakov Avatar
    Tendryakov

    john meredith:
    Read The Glass Bead Game and you will be cured of ever again taking anything Hermann Hesse says seriously.
    Can you explain why, to save me the trouble of reading GBG? Hesse was all the rage in the days of flower power, that is, when I was in my late teens, and I always understood that he was a writer worth reading.

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  7. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    I don’t think you’re going to get a reply, Tendryakov. I’ve read most of Hesse – a long time ago – and The Glass Bead Game is the one I remember least about. Basically, if you think Jung’s an interesting thinker, you might like it.

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  8. Robert Hanks Avatar
    Robert Hanks

    A couple I’ve always liked:
    P, L, U, A? (8)
    And:
    014? (6,5)

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  9. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Nope, no idea on those. Enlighten us.

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  10. John Meredith Avatar
    John Meredith

    Tendryakov, I wasn’t being terribly serious, I find Hesse boring and silly but don’t take my word for it. The Glass Bead Game struck me as basically unreadable, but you may feel different. I still get the heebee geebees over all that ‘laughter of the speheres’ stuff in ‘Steppenwolf’, though, and it is hard to forgive Hesse for all the third rate existential claptrappery it spawned (some people tidy their rooms Hermann, get over it!), but I suppose that isn’t entirely fair.

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  11. Robert Hanks Avatar
    Robert Hanks

    Wasn’t meaning to keep you on tenterhooks – haven’t been around.
    The answer to the first one is EPISTLES. And the second is DOUBLE AGENT.
    The reasoning behind the first is pretty obscure, but it just about works.
    I came across both in my first proper job, which was editing crosswords for the Independent, back in 1987. I think 014 was one of Don Manley’s (Quixote, Duck, Pasquale, etc). Not sure about Epistles.

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  12. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Double Agents I see, but that first one – epistles? Nope. Is it just that they’re letters?

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  13. Robert Hanks Avatar
    Robert Hanks

    Letters of Paul.

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  14. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Bloody hell.

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