You know Richard Long. He's one of the British pioneers of Land Art. Does a lot of walking. He has an exhibition, Heaven and Earth, currently at Tate Britain, and I went to see it. 

In retrospect, as it turns out, I think I may have muddled him up with Andy Goldsworthy – another (the other) British pioneer of Land Art. But whereas Andy Goldsworthy's work is eminently photogenic, Long's, on the whole, isn't. He's more austere, and he concentrates more on the process rather than the results. And in this exhibition he's whittled the extraneous stuff – photos and suchlike – down to an absolute minimum. All you're left with is the process. And since it's him that does the walking, it's not entirely clear where, precisely, we the audience fit in to all this. Apart from paying the entrance charge, of course.

There's a slideshow of the exhibition here. It's a little misleading, though. Nearly all the pictures are of that one large gallery filled with circles or rectangles of stone. That gallery is indeed there, part of the show, but it stands out as a kind of baroque (or * cough * ba-rock) excess in the middle of the rather puritan offerings elsewhere. It's more or less what I thought the whole exhibition would be like. Which is why I went: I do quite enjoy that kind of thing. It may not be, if you'll pardon the expression, earth-shattering, but it's pleasing enough in its own small way. But the rest of the exhibition was, sadly, rock-less and indeed stone-less. Apart from a few not particularly exciting photographs, what we're presented with are simple descriptions of walks – and nothing else.

For instance:

HOURS MILES

A WALK OF 24 HOURS: 82 MILES
A WALK OF 24 MILES IN 82 HOURS

ENGLAND 1996

And that's it. Covering the whole wall, in very large letters. 

The typeface, as I learn from this review, is sans serif:

They are set centred in the space. They are in some combination of black, red and white – black and red words on white wall; white and red walls on black wall. Again, the object is a kind of purism. This letter-face is as free of connotations as a letter-face can be. A centred layout is the neutral option. The colour schemes are the most basic.

Indeed they are. 

Let's try another:

A STONE FROM ALDEBURGH BEACH ON THE EAST COAST CARRIED TO ABERYSTWYTH BEACH ON THE WEST COAST.
A STONE FROM ABERYSTWYTH BEACH ON THE WEST COAST CARRIED TO ALDEBURGH BEACH ON THE EAST COAST.

I forgot to note down the date of that one. Sorry.

WALKING TO A LUNAR ECLIPSE

FROM A MIDDAY HIGH TIDE AT AVONMOUTH
A WALK OF 366 MILES IN 8 DAYS ENDING AT A MIDNIGHT TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE FULL MOON

A LEAP YEAR WALK IN ENGLAND 1996

Another:

MEGALITH TO SUBATOMIC

FROM CARNAC TO CERN

A WALK OF 603 MILES IN NINETEEN DAYS ACROSS FRANCE TO SWITZERLAND

AUTUMN 2008

See what he's done there? Megalith to subatomic? 

And this one, in a radical break from the usual colour scheme, is in white type against a sky-blue background:

A CLOUDLESS WALK

AN EASTWARD WALK OF 121 MILES IN THREE AND A HALF DAYS
FROM THE MOUTH OF THE LOIRE TO THE FIRST CLOUD

FRANCE 1995

Clever eh? And that's one whole wall of a reasonably-sized gallery. Big white letters; sky-blue background.

I'm not sure quite what reaction we're supposed to have, faced with these basic blocks of text. No photos, no maps, no mementos from the journeys. Do we peer at those sans serif letters from different angles, to get a better appreciation of their purity of line? Do our eyes mist over as we try to imagine the landscapes traversed? Or do we think, perhaps…ooh, he gets about a bit, doesn't he?

I'm afraid it all struck me as a little obsessive. I wonder what he was like as a child…

Oh do try to keep up Richard!
But I've got to put my right foot on the lines and my left foot on the paving stone…and keep count!…that's 136. When I get to 141, which is the number of lamp posts between us and school, then I swap over…
Oh for goodness sake…
and then my left foot goes…
Richard!! We're going to be late again! Keep this up and you'll never get to grammar school and get a decent job.
I don't need a job. I'm going to do this for the rest of my life.
Don't be ridiculous…
Right, now I'm going to cross the road in a straight line.
Richard!!!

We even get, as a separate item – or work of art, as I suppose I should call it (it's in an art gallery: you know the argument) – a list of the tunes he listened to on one of these walks. 

How does he explain his art?

Walking has enabled me to extend the boundaries of sculpture, which can now be deconstructed in the space and time of walking relatively long distances…

So now you know.
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3 responses to “The Long Way Round”

  1. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Don’t blame the ‘Artist’; blame the galleries for lending credence to this b.s!

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  2. Mick H Avatar
    Mick H

    Well yes.
    Now I’ve had some time to reflect, it occurs to me that what I should have done, for instance at the “carrying a stone from Aldeburgh to Aberystwyth” piece, is go up to the nearest attendant, point to the work in question, and say “Excuse me, but I wonder if you could tell me the size of the stones that he carried? Were they pebbles, d’you think? – or bigger? Like boulders? You see, I’m trying to picture this in my mind, to get an idea of the magnitude of the artistic achievement that’s being described here. I assume that’s the point, isn’t it? We don’t just stand here and think to ourselves, hey, that’s a neat idea – because really, as ideas go, it’s not that wonderful, is it? Taking one stone from Aldeburgh to Aberystwyth, and then another stone from Aberystwyth to Aldeburgh? It’s the walk itself, rather than the idea, that’s the work of art here? I mean, just tell me if I’ve misunderstood…”
    And they’d very likely give me a curious look, and mutter something along the lines of, “I’m afraid I don’t know…um…”
    And I’d say, “Well, hey, I’ve paid quite a bit of money to get in here to see this, so perhaps you could find someone who can answer my question. And while you’re at it, perhaps you could ask them which route this Richard Long took. To help me visualise the walk, you understand. Did he take a left at the A12, through Wickham Market, and then go down the B1078 to Coddenham? Or did he head along the B1119 through Framlingham, and then cut across to the A14 at Bury St Edmunds? We’re just not told.
    “Also…is there any actual proof that he’s done this? I hate to cast aspersions and all on the reputation of such a fine artist, but I can’t help thinking, well, if it was me doing this, I’d be 5 miles out of Aldeburgh and I’d think, hmmm, am I really going to walk all that way? I mean, it’s a hell of an effort just to carry a bloody stone, and anyway, who’s going to know? Or indeed care? I could get the train down to London, spend a few days enjoying myself, then get the train out to within a few miles of Aberystwyth, walk the last few miles in, and bob’s your uncle.
    “Maybe that’s the difference between a great artist like Richard Long and a nobody like myself, though. What do they say? Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration. Or is it 1% inspiration? – I forget. Though it seems to me, now I think about it, that this is awfully skewed towards the perspiration. More like about 0.0000000001% inspiration and 99.9999999999% perspiration.
    “And while we’re at it, and considering, as I say, that I’ve paid all this money, perhaps you can get someone to explain why I should be expected to pay for this. I mean, right, I get this business about walking being a new kind of sculpture, except in four dimensions what with the time it takes and everything. I understand that. But just seeing the text here, well, isn’t this a bit like going to an art exhibition and seeing a frame, with “Madonna and child. Oil on board. May to September 1503. Raphael. Rome, Italy” written inside? It may be very nice san serif writing, very tastefully done, but it’s not really the same as seeing the actual painting, is it now? You see my point? A whole exhibition of Renaissance masterpieces and they’re all text like that, well, you’d feel a bit short-changed, wouldn’t you? So all in all I think that, unless some satisfactory answers are forthcoming pretty damn quick, I’d like my money back”
    But no one ever complains in an art gallery, do they?

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  3. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Fat lot of good it’d do, M.H. (complaining, I mean.)
    The only thing that works is staying away in droves; they understand that…
    By the way, that P-51 Mustang graffiti piece is fantastic! Now THAT’S art!! šŸ™‚

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