From the Times:

A Buddhist monk was killed when he was run over by a lawnmower as he cut the grass at his temple, an inquest has been told.

Ten years before his death the Rev Seiji Handa had suffered another accident with a lawnmower, in which he lost three of his fingers, the inquest was told.

A witness told the jury that she had found the body of Mr Handa in pieces after he fell beneath the sharp blades of the tractor-driven mower at the Peace Pagoda in Milton Keynes. Venita Slater said that moments before his death she had seen him running after the driverless machine as it pulled away from him while he was out mowing lawns in the 12-acre grounds of the peace centre that he had set up nearly 30 years ago.

Two lawnmower accidents? It’s karma, clearly – but what for? Perhaps he was a lumberjack in a previous life.

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2 responses to “Run Over by a Lawnmower”

  1. dearieme Avatar
    dearieme

    If he’d been a worm, there would be twenty of him.

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  2. DaninVan Avatar

    Karma? A ‘Darwin’ candidate more like it.

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