It’s true, more women are getting involved in violent crime nowadays:

An 18-year-old woman is due in court today accused of assaulting a police officer with breast milk.

Felicha Marin, of Palmerston Road, in Acton, was charged with shoplifting and assault after being arrested on March 29.

It is alleged she was detained for trying to steal shoes from Lizard, in Hill Street, Richmond. After being arrested for theft she sprayed an officer with milk from her right breast.

She is due to appear before at Richmond Magistrates’ Court today.

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6 responses to “Assaulting a Police Officer”

  1. Anthony Avatar

    Pull the udder one Mick!

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  2. dearieme Avatar
    dearieme

    He must have felt a right tit.

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  3. Laban Tall Avatar

    People pay good money for that sort of thing …

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  4. Anthony Avatar

    Don’t milk it for puns dearieme.

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  5. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    From now on all police officers should be armed with nipple shields

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  6. DaninVan Avatar
    DaninVan

    Acton’s creme de la creme?

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